I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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