So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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