Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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