Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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