yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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