so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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