So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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