is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you didnt know i had herpes?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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