It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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