her vagine was all disorganized.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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