The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i think im in europe. pls send help
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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