no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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