But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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