If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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