did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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