I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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