I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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