just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
