how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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