Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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