i think i have two assholes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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