You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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