Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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