This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
