You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My bed smells like the plague
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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