Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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