you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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