i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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