Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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