whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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