32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
