Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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