i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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