was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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