Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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