You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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