i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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