Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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