I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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