garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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