cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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