Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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