So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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