you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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