margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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