I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.