so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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