Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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