her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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