You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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