quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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