No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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