I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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