just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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