In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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