I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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