i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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