i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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