Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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